1. The script was only saying they’re wearing the most ridiculous matching outfits, we just took some real clothes from our old teenager years closets.

    (Source: imadooork, via mulaneysbutt)

    snlnbc:

    Hey y’all, it’s summer, and for me that means a lot of free time so I figured I would do an art giveaway. You can enter to win a portrait of you, your pet, your best friend, your favorite celebrity, or basically who or whatever you want! (I will not create any nsfw content, so this means no nudity, violence, etc.) I figured I’d do this as a way to give back to my followers that I love and appreciate so very much!

    Rules

    • Must be following me (snlnbc)
    • Reblog this post as many times as you want
    • Likes do not count!
    • No giveaway blogs please!
    • There will be 4 winners chosen
    • If you are chosen I will contact you through your Tumblr inbox, so please make sure you have the ask feature turned on
    • If you do not respond to my message within 24 hours, I will pick another winner
    • This giveaway ends July 20, 2014
    • Message me if you have any questions!

    ♡ GOOD LUCK ♡ 

    Why would anybody ever eat anything besides breakfast food?
    People are idiots, Leslie.

    (Source: corymonteith, via gildaradner)

    snlnbc:

    Hey y’all, it’s summer, and for me that means a lot of free time so I figured I would do an art giveaway. You can enter to win a portrait of you, your pet, your best friend, your favorite celebrity, or basically who or whatever you want! (I will not create any nsfw content, so this means no nudity, violence, etc.) I figured I’d do this as a way to give back to my followers that I love and appreciate so very much!

    Rules

    • Must be following me (snlnbc)
    • Reblog this post as many times as you want
    • Likes do not count!
    • No giveaway blogs please!
    • There will be 4 winners chosen
    • If you are chosen I will contact you through your Tumblr inbox, so please make sure you have the ask feature turned on
    • If you do not respond to my message within 24 hours, I will pick another winner
    • This giveaway ends July 20, 2014
    • Message me if you have any questions!

    ♡ GOOD LUCK ♡ 

    (via mulaneysbutt)

    marcoslefthalf:

    you dont have to agree with his policies but you have to admit hes the coolest president weve had ever

    (Source: bluedogeyes, via funny-feminist)

  2. It's All Owned by Halliburton

    • Jack: Really? You're going to lecture me about Big Business again? Do you know who OWNS Brooklyn Without Limits?
    • Liz: Brooklyn Zack. He throws pool parties in dumpsters.
    • Jack: Halliburton. In the mid-nineties they found themselves with a surplus of canvas water boarding hoods, so they had sweatshops make them into messenger bags to sell to... outer Burrough idiots.
    • Liz: You don't know what you're talking about. *points to her jeans' label* "Hand-made in USA."
    • Jack: Your magic jeans are from BWL? Oh, Lemon. It's not "handmade in USA," it's pronounced "hahd-made in Oosa." The Hond people are a Vietnamese slave tribe, and USA is their island prison. THEY made your jeans. Do you know how they get the stitching so small? *whispers* Orphans.
    • Liz: No! Brooklyn Zack is real! He just got back from Peru where he met a family that's been making hats for two thousand years.
    • Jack: We all make our compromises. At least I'm doing it for our company. For jobs. You're doing it...*yells* for your ass!
    • Liz: I don't believe you! The liberal media would have told me about this!
    • Jack: There's no such thing. The New York Times is owned by NYT Incorporated which is owned by Altheon Ballistic Dynamics which is owned by the Murdoch family who are owned...*gasps mockingly* by Halliburton.

    jamie-brooke:

    titsnriffs:

    This would be my reaction

    love them!

    (Source: natanscott, via cattink)

  3. theheroheart:

    I really enjoy Adam Scott struggling not to smile at Amy Poehler’s hilarity.

    image

    (via leslie-knope-everybody)



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